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I liked this whole U.S./Iran thing better when Abbott and Costello did it, because
1) old timey black and white comedies have a certain charm
2) fewer dead civilians

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It's a common misconception that Twitter is bad and always has been.

This is not true.

Twitter was once great, for one day, when a militant vegan recipe blogger went on an extended anti-Semitic tirade.

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Fun fact: Home Depot will still sell you a chainsaw even if you are audibly humming the theme from The Terminator.

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Since my Twitter account is down, I’d appreciate it if people would share my website and sign up for my mailing list here:

emkayanderson.wordpress.com

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Hindsight is underrated. Most people are blind in that direction, too.

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Once the endophallus has been everted, the drone is paralyzed, flipping backwards as he ejaculates. The process of ejaculation is explosive—semen is blasted through the queen’s sting chamber and into the oviduct. The process is sometimes audible to the human ear, akin to a "popping" sound. The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, disconnecting the drone from the queen.
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We humans get nasty when we're hungry. It's a pattern.

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Trying to figure out what they've got on this instance besides "deez nuts" that everyone keeps telling me about

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My halloween costume this year is just a knife

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if Griffin McElroy is making a GIF, he's now Giffin McElroy

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"The Cheese stands alone" was a prelude to the current battle royale craze.

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You are all so good. If you're a dog I'll pet your head. If you're a human you'll get no such pets

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42 year old me wishes 21 year old me hadn’t been talked into doing a PhD in AI and machine learning. I’d really like to be excited about all the AI/ML work going on at the moment, but all I’m seeing is the same problems/mistakes of 20 years ago, but with more CPU resources.

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