oh hey youtube took back that community guidelines strike they gave me for no reason. they never told me though i had to go check. i don't think i'll go back to streaming on youtube though if i can be banned at the drop of a hat like this

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 17:33

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**Johnny Normality** @probgoblin · Jun 30, 2018, 17:33

Weird how everyone is talking about the new Drake album despite it not having the song "Death Grips is Online" anywhere on it...

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 17:29

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**The Planet** @ShipInTheKnight@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 17:29

Redefining Nowhere

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 14:52

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**Eugen** @Gargron@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 14:52

I'm reading the local timeline. The toots that are obviously x-posted from Twitter make me genuinely depressed.

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 14:53

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**Kawen** @karen@kawen.space · Jun 30, 2018, 14:53

gender isn't real and neither is wikipedia

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 13:33

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**Saucy** @saucy · Jun 30, 2018, 13:33

[being kicked in the tummy by the gang i paid to beat the shit out of me] i am a piece of shit *groans* that's how constipated i am

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 05:56

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**Johnny Normality** @probgoblin · Jun 30, 2018, 05:56

The one where Chandler screams as his intestines tear free from his belly like terrible hungry snakes.

Phoebe touches a horse and is immediately arrested.

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 17:42

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**Spazio** @Spaziotwat@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 17:42

I just finished writing your eulogy: I’m free to speak next week

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 05:54

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**Johnny Normality** @probgoblin · Jun 30, 2018, 05:54

The one where Joey vows to kill the sun to impress a Broadway producer. After his victory the bright white lights are the only illumination humanity has or wants.

Rachel tries to make a soup but instead kills the UPS guy.

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 03:05

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**The Planet** @ShipInTheKnight@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 03:05

Maybe it WAS all over when Bob told Baby Blue that it was, and we're just noticing now. That would be weird, eh?

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 02:57

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**The Planet** @ShipInTheKnight@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 02:57

I'm wireless. How about you?

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 02:59

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**codl** @codl@chitter.xyz · Jun 30, 2018, 02:59

one day ill buy a renoise license and ill make one shitty 80-second tune and never open it again

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 03:02

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**The Planet** @ShipInTheKnight@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 03:02

I couldn't help but notice that you are delirious. Mind if I ask you where you got that shit?

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 03:03

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**The Planet** @ShipInTheKnight@mastodon.social · Jun 30, 2018, 03:03

Rod looks like a geek, but he's a fucking stud. Weird, eh?

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 30, 2018, 02:54

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**Saucy** @saucy · Jun 30, 2018, 02:54

a tired pigeon lands on your window sill. he lights two cigarettes in his beak and offers one to you - -
“you’re not going to like this...

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 29, 2018, 23:39

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**Johnny Normality** @probgoblin · Jun 29, 2018, 23:39

"More like zaptop," I mutter as terrifying bolts of energy from the dark web shoot out of my portable computer, blasting me into gross wet chunks.

**CrazyMyra** · Jun 29, 2018, 18:53

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**Carli** @cko@mastodon.social · Jun 29, 2018, 18:53

I guess Comcast is down? Good thing I am on that good ol' Canadian internet.

*Walks behind the maple tree and adjusts my fiber optic moose or whatever*

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