TacoSlayer @TacoSlayer@wafflec.one
Former baby. Future corpse. Slayer of Tacos.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Ulitiborg: The Final Hero.
A sky of broken glass and roaring vacuum. You ascend, leaving the habitat in a gasp of atmosphere and debris. You don't know how to get back in before it seals up. Don't know where your next breath is coming from. All you know is that you aren't getting that waffle cone...
what if birds only made fart sounds
good morning people reading the internet, i have a deep love for all of you
If humans are really destorying the earth, then Cannibals are the only true environmentalists.
Welcome to my TED Talk! Today I'll be discussing why it's not only appropriate, but a MORAL OBLIGATION to crop-dust that one co-worker.
*looks at a piano keyboard*
me: Where's the dick on this thing?
If eyes are the windows to the soul then why have mine not shattered outward as my myriad demons escape?
Follow up: looks like I never sent that joke. never mind. carry on.
EITHER NO ONE GOT THE JOKE OR NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY... EITHER WAY I HATE YOU ALL
YOGA AT THE CHURCH
[touches toes] ooh i am dangerously stiff
[nun] let go of them creep
“We've updated our privacy policy to be a javascript infinite-scrolling page of markov chain text from other site's policies — let's see how long it takes anyone to notice”
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@TacoSlayer Life, uh, finds a way.
It's way too early for this platform to have 2 velociroosters @Theropologist @Velocirooster
Anyone know how many calories in an ounce of shrooms??
Just took a power nap on a park bench. Made $7.30 in change.
our local bar is a chuck e cheese
