Johnny Normality @probgoblin@wafflec.one
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retoot me.
When bae catches you transferring your spirit into a creepy doll and the creepy doll's spirit into a pretty doll so everyone is happier.
When bae catches you summoning a meteor to get out of a social commitment.
When bae catches you entering witness deprotection to cheese off Batman.
When bae catches you teaching a helicopter how to feel both love and loss.
When bae catches you selling artifacts in the concert parking lot.
When bae catches you installing neon lights into the dog to make it more VAPORWOLF.
When bae catches you installing neon lights on yourself to become more vaporwave.
It is just weird how so many media outlets simply accept at face value whatever excuse Facebook/Google/Microsoft want to come up with 😟
"You may find it disturbing that a burglar is climbing in through your window in the middle of the night and rifling through your valuables."
"But there's really no need to worry. He told me himself that he's been sent by an insurance company to check your jewellery is all safe and accounted for. He's actually providing a useful free service." 👍
Review of Sicario: Day of the Soldado: Fox News and Jacobian had a confused baby with multiple scenes hinging on the audience believing Benicio Del Toro sounds like a Mexican.
Weird how everyone is talking about the new Drake album despite it not having the song "Death Grips is Online" anywhere on it...
The one where Monica does the bidding of her blender which demands more and more exotic meats. At first she feels guilty but she knows her path is a righteous one as she feeds Ross into it.
Joey gets hypnotized by pigeon.
The one where Chandler screams as his intestines tear free from his belly like terrible hungry snakes.
Phoebe touches a horse and is immediately arrested.
The one where Joey vows to kill the sun to impress a Broadway producer. After his victory the bright white lights are the only illumination humanity has or wants.
Rachel tries to make a soup but instead kills the UPS guy.
Surf school movie but dogs
"More like zaptop," I mutter as terrifying bolts of energy from the dark web shoot out of my portable computer, blasting me into gross wet chunks.
Who wants to come over and play board games? I've got 'em all, I've got:
* ESCAPE from SEVERAL MONKEYS ISLAND
* DICE MASSACRE
* THAT'S LIFE: The Game Played with Wet Napkins
* ALIENS ABDUCTED MY HEALTHCARE
* Prussia 1882: 700 Miniature Soldiers Edition with Kickstarter Exclusive Bandage Packs and Soggy Boots
* Monopoly (SACCO & VANZETTI edition)
My timeline is a bizarre medley of technical rambling, cute anime girls, highly diverse discussions about politics, people talking about shows and movies, and discussions of a far more personal nature. And shitposting.
We did it! WE REPLACED TWITTER COMPLETELY.
Today be sure to #FF the sharp pain behind your eyes that only gets worse the further you get from that hole in the field.
Oh so now it's not cool to fill yourself with bees and make everyone call you honey?
Oh so now it's not cool to fill yourself with bees and make everyone call you honey?
