Doctors hate me and my one simple trick of splicing myself with shark DNA and conquering all waterways.
@probgoblin There has been a myth circulating the alternative medicine community for a long time, that sharks do not get cancer, but apparently they do. :(
@KaYnE
They ain't special.
@probgoblin Don't fall for the snake oil (or the crocodile protein peptide). lol
@KaYnE
Hang on... I inject crocodile proteins every morning and I am bigger and stronger than I have ever been before.
@probgoblin Are you an affiliate for the company which sells said Crocodile Protein? What percent of the sales do you get paid? lol
@KaYnE
I HAVE SPENT TENS OF THOUSANDS ON THEIR LIZARD MAX DNA AND NOW LIVE IN A SHED BUT I FEEL GREAT.
@probgoblin Do your limbs regenerate when severed?
@KaYnE
Absolutely.
@probgoblin dope