I'm not saying you should rig a large sausage grinder to look like a chimney this Christmas, I'm just saying that you could probably make a whole lot of reindeer andouille if you did.
@probgoblin reindeer don’t go down the chimney.
You’ll just end up with ground claus.
@probgoblin That doesn't even make sense, the reindeer don't go down the chimney, just Santa. You'd just get longpig sausage
They won't leave without him. Harvest at your leisure.
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