I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retoot me.
Living with a terrible cat has given new meaning to "clothes chair" for my newest piece of office furniture.
Royal Never Give Up has to change their name now...
A true watershed moment for dumbassery in comics.
Marvel is daring enough to ask the hard questions, like "What if Freakazoid sucked and you hated him?"
The Overton Window, faced with a global crisis: I'm gonna just shift a little bit left if that's cool.
While I'm not sure how Suzuki selling these in America will stop the coronavirus, I think we should at least try!
Don't you fucking dare!
There is one suspiciously bulging snake loudly hissing about how "no one knows where the mice went and we'll probably never figure it out so let's focus on something else!"
Yes, he has a trash chair but can we discuss why he has felt the need to barricade a door with his couch and hang what looks like a dreamcatcher in front of it?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THERE BERNIE?
Wait... it's contagious?!
They're going to start selling drugs when no one is watching?
Probably because she got fewer votes.
Soccer is being horny on main and I am calling the police!
My Uber is here.
SportsCenter is not fucking around anymore...
The furby will learn the word "divorce" and testify against one of us.
Why does Crime Man never do anything to help the community?
If you don't think "One Big Doctor" ISN'T a serious suggestion then I got one big thing to say to you, buster!
I'm afraid to click, is he okay?
[social media] without the [social skills]