I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat. Do not retoot me.
Nature is so beautiful.
We messed up the internet so bad...
Imagine being so angry at a video game service you paid money to do an ad campaign about how angry you are.
Congratulations to the New York Times endorsee: The smoking trenchcoat gremlin from Gremlins 2 that flashed people then got kicked where its dick is supposed to be.
Stunt on 'em, Hulk!
When you're psyching yourself up to give the dog their pill.(Open for bonus dog.)
I love how there is a seemingly ever growing contingent of people who define liberty as comfortable serfdom.
If you put "toots" at the end of this it sounds like something I'd tell my wife before I go drunkenly fire up my table saw.
Did they die or is it their birthday?
I guess not...
This would be me about 8 minutes into CES:
Call it Cool Ranch El Toro, you cowards!
I woke up this morning with an overwhelming desire to up my crate game.
I've been trying to buy a new graphics card for a year and stuff like this isn't making it any easier...
This is not the flex you think it is, Verge internet magazine.
This is the energy I'm bringing to 2020:
This would make her the only person to have done a theme for both a James Bond and an Austin Powers film.
"STOP! PLEASE! I'M REAL! I'M LIKE YOU, I'M REAL!"
After careful consideration I've changed my stance from "no more needless wars" to "let's just all dance around and kill each other".
Thanks Hot Pockets!
[social media] without the [social skills]