Herzog is a real one. He doesn't know who his director is, and won't sign up for a streaming platform to watch his own show.

Broke: No DMs.

Woke: DMs open.

U̜ń̪̮̟̰̲̮ͅs̛͙̞͈p͞o̖̳k͕̹͖̼̞̼̹e̘̦:

Okay, but by mass that's only like one human cannibal, which would be a way cooler headline.

Pissed this is just an art thing and not a horde of ogre skeletons.

Good, because I was up until midnight last night making something so stupid it counts as a lobotomy.

Anti-vaxers gearing up for this like it's the end of Lord of the Rings:

It's been years and I've grown so much as a person but I still just want to hear their laugh again...

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